Chen Shao

Rants of a college student. UW Badger. 20 years young, but I'm old for my age. Click "About Me" for more.

My mom just bought me a bottle. I’m shocked.

SO to being a straight girl looking for a gay guy friend to participate in such activities as: talking about Beyonce, dancing like Beyonce, talking about Rachel Zoe, talking like Rachel Zoe, shopping, getting Starbucks, talking about boys, talking about blow jobs, shopping, working out (uh, pretending to workout), talking about boys, shopping, drinking Skinnygirl, and just generally being fabulous. ASO to missing this vital component of my life since my high school gay bestie and I had a falling out. What a little bitch.

What thirsty thursday? It’s all about late night yoga.

"INHAAALE, exhaaale." The mind/body instructor at the SERF can’t talk.

vanityfair:

In memoriam.
[Illustration by Jonathan Mak. Thanks @danielholter for letting us know about the talented author of this design—we’d seen it everywhere sans attribution, and we’re happy to call him out now.]

vanityfair:

In memoriam.

[Illustration by Jonathan Mak. Thanks @danielholter for letting us know about the talented author of this design—we’d seen it everywhere sans attribution, and we’re happy to call him out now.]

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TWITTER.

Get at me.

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SO SO excited for tomorrow.

This weekend is going to be amazing. Going home to do laundry after class, and then coming back to party. Coming here was the best decision I’ve made.

#gobadgers

#suckitnebraska

parfaits-reves asked: lajsfal; Hi i'm a freshman at uw mad tooooo:) and i somehow found your tumblr, how random/ironic/cooool! woo yah badgers(:

Oh, that’s so exciting!! Where are you living?

I haven’t been writing much lately because I’m been SO busy.

From moving into my college dorm to being a badger buddy and onto more activities such as: finding my SOAR best friend, waking up at 6:30 am to go to the SERF, going out in groups of 30 people, being drenched in sweat because my dorm has no AC, meeting a shitload of people, finding out that Gordon Commons has good vegan options, running around Tar-jay like a maniac with the whole Sellery dorm, playing laser tag with my new friends, watching a girl get too drunk and hook up with her roommate, never remembering anyone’s name, beating two teams in the 103rd annual event of Tug-O-War (Go 6A!), sitting in the student section for the first time at my very first football game as a college student, partying every night of Welcome Week, dropping out of Greek rush, knowing that I have the perfect and most considerate roommate, being late to my first college class, run into my ex-boyfriend the very first day I possibly could, running into everyone from my high school (who have I NOT seen yet?), trying to think how it’s possible that just 2 weeks ago, I had no idea my floormates/new friends existed, going home to do laundry (and spending the night), etc…so far, my college career has been amazing. I can’t wait for more. 

People are so fucking annoying and won’t stop screaming.

This is why I never stay in at night. 

BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS.

First football game!!!

I love college.

I would say more, but I just don’t have the time. Busy busy busy.

Finished packing.

This is a huge accomplishment. I’m proud of how clean my room looks now even though just this afternoon, my room looked like a tornado had passed through it. Plus I don’t have that gut wrenching feeling, the one I get when I feel like I’m forgetting something. I’m really, really excited for tomorrow. 

And I picked up this free t-shirt from Camp Randall (can’t wait for the football games!!!!): 

Really annoyed because the comforter cover that I order A MONTH AGO has still not arrived at my doorstep. And I move in tomorrow. This is stressing me out.